Confounded Old man

That old man will never change his ways. I’ve been back in this city for less than one sol, and he’s already in trouble with the The Heat! The Assisting Authorities aren’t going to take his bribes, or care for his silver tounge.”
OOp They’ve emptied his bag out. RUDE. I guess its time I help him out.”
The slightly janky and very illegal EMP made an audible TzzZZZZZZT as it powered on, and Min took up his weapon to save the old man he loved.